For the last fucking time: Men cannot have hairdos. Men cannot walk into salons and sit in those big chairs and lean back into a sink while a rich cokehead makes a $200 sculpture on their head. All women know this. That’s why they do this look when you take a picture.
Yeah, cram it in your maw with those trembling fucking fingers. Show her who’s the boss around here. Show that chicken and mushroom tartlet how you’re sick of taking the train to work at 8 AM every day for 25 grand a year just to wait on tourists browsing expensive shoes. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
