Not sure how you feel, but polite-looking girls in cardigans and high-waisted skirts induce such monstrous thoughts in me I’m starting to worry that I spent a previous life as a granny rapist. Comments/Enlarge See all
There’s something about a perfect 70s dad beard and tight Built by Wendy clothes that makes you look like the kind of guy that can bring the boat to the dock, jump out, and tie it up all by yourself while we all sit back and chortle, “Shit, Carl.”