This picture seems like a DO slam dunk until you take into account the v-neck-to- tuxedo-vest-to- champagne combo move and also the part where you realize his name is Garrett, he shaves his pubes, and he refers to sex with a woman as “tackling a slampig.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
I was at a party once and a guy was doing a helicopter thing with his head because he had a braid like this and I go, “What’s the matter with you? Are you on acid or something?” Then I laugh and go upstairs to pee and his mother is sitting there on the stairs. Turns out he did acid a year before and had been fucked in the head ever since! She had brought him to the party hoping that seeing his old friends might pull him back into reality. In other words, sir, you look like a mentally-ill bummer that tears families apart.
