This one’s called “I’ve Got The Same Gold Digital Watch And Checked Shirt As The 1,878 People On My Facebook Who I Barely Know But That Doesn’t Stop Me Bugging Them With Messages To Come See My Shit Band Every Fucking Week.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Let’s try to ignore the Skechers or whatever those are and focus on the “skate-sword.” Dude, we know you don’t ride it and we’re going to assume you’ve never bludgeoned people with that giant piece of wood and steel, so what does that leave? That leaves you, sitting on the sidewalk, posing for the DON’Ts.
