Don稚 tell me New York is over when there are still hairdressing Sikh vogue artists destroying the Bowery on their way home from work. Please. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
These tourist pigs were on some giant Explore America tour and they were getting on our nerves. Not only do they have to have the same jackets and ponytails, but they fucking pack their backpacks exactly the same way. What else is in there, some anoraks and spare jelly sandwiches and some mittens and binoculars? What can be more depressing than two gross Italians prepared for everything? They make life look like a perpetual first day of school.