It’s strange to think Willy Wonka would have a son who was into ska and had an ironic mustache and didn’t want to go into the family business and was all, “Fuck you, Dad—candy is your life, not mine!” mostly because we thought he was a fictional character. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
You know at home he’s built an elaborate maze of carpet tunnels for these guys that doubles as a piece of modern art called “Still Single After All These Years.”