I would love to see a version of Jersey Shore where all the kids have enormous buck teeth. Instead of “Gym, Tanning, Laundry,” GTL can mean “Gums, Teeth, Listerine.” And someone who’s DTF is “Down To Floss.” They can call it East Coast Choppers. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
A lot of first-time partiers blow it by over-accessorizing and wearing internally inconsistent elements (studded cowboy chaps with Korean War spats), but the wisdom of age and experience allows you to zero in on your precise party persona and pare it all down to the bare necessities. If you can come up with a more economical Coke Admiral than this, you wear it. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
