He’s doing such a perfect imitation of the guy who’s “over it” and doesn’t have a CD player or a TV that you want to have him over just to hear how “bourgeois” your appliances are. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
No matter how hot it gets, Europeans would rather die (their heat wave death toll is already approaching 2003’s record of 35,000) than resort to the rags and flip flops you lazy fucking Americans indulge in.
