I like this sleazy Hungarian hipster’s style. If he weren’t so fat you’d think, “Wow, he probably gets laid a lot,” ’cause he’s sort of creepy and lascivious in that vampire kind of way girls often dig. But then you notice the meat puppet he’s been dragging around and realize, damn, he actually gets laid a lot regardless. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
This is what is commonly known as “Living the Dream.” He’s the guy you and your family run into at the beach and he knows your mom and she gets weird about it and it turns out they dated briefly in college and you secretly wish he was your dad because he grows his own weed, listens to Hall & Oates, and uses the term “fingerblasted.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts