TONY MILLIONAIRE


パーティーに行く途中、屁をこいたら糞をちびっちまった。仕方なくパンツを脱ぐと、人影が! なんて言ってるうちにケツは蟻だらけ。 オマケ:蟻がケツを占領。だが待て、あれは先住民か?! 




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Ah ha ha ha ha. Look at his fucking tattoos. A belly button tribal sun (which is essentially saying, “Pay attention to my stomach”) and a motherfucking grandfather clock?! What are we, in Turkey?
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From now on, whenever you hear James Brown yell, “Brothers and sisters!” you have to imagine all those great times you had with your sister, between fights, like the time your mom tried to turn off the record but she couldn’t do it right and ended up making a “zipzezipzipzip” scratch and you two were all, “Hey, it’s DJ Mom, hollah!” which made her even more furious.

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