Most girls screw up and make them too short or too straight across, but if you can get the riot grrrl retard-bangs just right it gives you a free pass on whatever look you put below it—especially 14-year-old in pajama-boxers raiding her nana’s closet in Bayonne. Comments/Enlarge See all
He’s everybody you ever wanted to punch, positioned in exactly the position you want him to be in when you punch him. You’d knock off his glasses and bounce his head off the side of the refrigerator and he’d hit the floor and look up at you all hurt and confused with a perfect trickle of blood coming from his nose. He’s punching-people porno. In fact, I’m jerking off right now. Comments/Enlarge See all
