Hey, baby man. You don’t need to put four things on your head (including two hats?), but if you do, you might not want to draw attention to yourself by picking the living shit out of your nose. We are all looking at you and thinking about your dad and condoms. Comments/Enlarge See all
Back when soccer hooligans rejected fashion and it was all Fred Perrys, Doctor Martens and violence they were in a class all their own. Then Burberry and Nike got in there somehow and now they actually care how they look. That means you have low-IQ thugs doing what magazines tell them and wearing bobbysocks, futuristic bicycle shoes, purple military floods and a Logan’s Run version of Fred Perry that makes them look about as scary as a gay nerd. Comments/Enlarge See all
