Doing a three-song whirling dervish with your eyes closed is a great way to be wasted on the dance floor without any puke or eventual rapings. Comments/Enlarge See all
When hairy bald guys do that thing where they grow a goatee, shave their heads, and then put sunglasses on top of them to simulate bangs it makes them look ashamed of themselves. When guys do the exact opposite of all those things it makes you proud to be a dude.
