I know this looks like a couple of pencil-assed CPAs from Santa Barbara living out their sad, weird, five-year-old- girl-meets-obese- 15-year-old- queer unicorn fantasies for one week of their lives at Burning Man, but guess what? It ain稚. This right here is a pair of bonafide Fire Island locals who致e made that sad fantasy their actual lives. Which kinda rules. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts