It sucks to get dumped but after the requisite two-week depression you go meet your friends and realize, “Holy shit, there are a lot of fucking hot fish in the sea.”
This is what sucks about America. While everyone is having a burrito special from Sally’s at their desk, Italians are getting so drunk and stuffed during their four-hour lunch break that they walk back to work doing upside-down farts. Comments/Enlarge See all
