Hey Lilo & Stitch, where did you get the confidence to dance like that—with a fucking tail strapped to your ass no less? Is this the first night you haven’t stayed in watching cartoons? Comments/Enlarge See all
We're turning over favorite uncle duties to the guy who responded to "Have you ever heard of Freud?" with "You tell that queer he can suck my mom's dick." Comments/Enlarge See all
TRUE RIGGERS DON’T PLAY
BRIBING WITH BLUE JEANS
WHORES ON WHEELS 
FULL METAL TORTURE
RUSSIAN COCKTAILS
OVER-THE-COUNTER HABITS
THE VICE GUIDE TO
RUSSIA
LITERARY GULAG
BORN TO RUN
