If you like to wear grunge pajamas but you can’t get laid in New York, move to Nebraska and hang out at art galleries, where the one pretty girl in town will be forced to talk to you.
There are so many other things I would like to watch this guy do, like argue with his mom or make out with a hobo, but for now, simply watching him suffocate his package on the way home from work is mesmerizing enough. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
THE BEST OF BLIGHTY
ILLEGALIZE IT! 
FUCK FOOD
CHILDREN OF THE CORN 
EATING AN ENTIRE COW
KEEP IT SIMPLE
EAT SHIT
BABY-CUE
BRAISED PUPPY WITH ASSORTED GREENS
SLIMMING DOWN
FAT CAMP MEM’RIES
WATCH WHAT YOU EAT
BULIMI-ANIA! 
WHOSE FARTS SMELL WORSE?
EAT IT 
STRANGE FROOTS
