Ooh, you think you've got balls because you went out in a shirt with a girl's tits on the front or some joke about drinking? Try wearing an ensemble whose punchline is your entire life, then we'll talk. Comments/Enlarge See all
We love Canada and everything but Calgary girls are not exactly the kind of thing David Lee Roth is going to write a song about. They’re just a little too “Brosephine.”