DOS & DON'TS

  • DOs & DON'Ts

    If you really like a girl, you have to be willing to get the shit beaten out of you for anything she does, even if it's total bullshit. This rule sucks when you're dating a sadistic drunk who likes to grab meatheads' asses then run off to the bathroom, but eventually it should lead you to someone who only drags you into fights that are 100 percent unavoidable.
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    This guy told us he wears docksiders without socks because he heard a girl dump a guy on the train for wearing them. “After that, I decided I would start wearing them just to see if I could pull them off.” That settles it. I’m queer for mulattos.

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THE CREATORS PROJECT - SPIKE JONZE

Volume 2
Number 6
Cover Photo by Sandy Carson and Charlene Anderson. 表紙の写真は、BMXライダーのケイシー・フォックスが2006年1月にグランド・キャニオンの上を飛んでる姿。

ウェールズにあるグウィフィン大学の天体望遠鏡センターは最近新しい銀河系を発見。ウェールズの天文学者によるとそれは地球から400万光年離れていて、なんと天の川と瓜二つなんだとか。ひょっとしたらむこうの銀河にオマエそっくりな奴が鏡のようにオマエと全く同じ動作をしてるかもしれないぜ。……なんか頭がこんがらがっちまいそうだ。