Now that the Horrors have taught clever, gothic nerds how to dress without looking like they’re about to mutilate high school kids with pipe bombs, these once-stay-at-homers are getting more pussy than Dracula. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
I’m hard pressed to think of a bigger oopsy than having your white-power back piece slip out while break-dancing for your new set of ethnic friends. I guess you could accidentally screw up a spin and land stuck in a sieg heil, but you are pretty much the Leslie Nielsen of racists right now. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
