Though it is virtually impossible for middle class whites to obtain, having an old black friend is about the sweetest plum you can ever have in your entourage. If you can’t meet us for dinner because you’re going to Ossie’s to watch The Shield we are officially intimidated by you.
All your bad secrets. Everything you’ve ever done that you want to forget. Every silent fart you ever had. It’s all in his hair. It’s all in his bread dread portable bed that he carries everywhere he goes. That and billions and billions of tiny bugs. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
