A two-foot-long braided beard and a broken arm. Imagine the stories this guy could tell if he was ever coherent enough to tell them. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Even my mum knows it’s impossible to get real coke these days, so can we just start calling it something else? Then everyone can stop moaning and enjoy the rush of pasteurised Toilet Duck cauterising their septum. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
