Leather jackets are the best way to ride out that 20-to-25 part of your life where you’re getting shitfaced almost every night. They’re good for fights, they don’t tear when you roll down stairs as a joke, and they make good blankets but, like cocaine, you have to give them up after 30.
“Look, you got the Smashmouth CDs I sent, my niece taught you about the slang—what are you worried about? Everything’s going to be fine. Now get in there and find out who their supplier is. Over.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
