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  Deep in Koreatown there’s all these FOBs that are totally over what’s cool in America and are off on their own weird shit, wearing elaborate Indian women’s shoes and Thai boy-band shirts. Fuck. This feels like when your ex-girlfriend moves on right away and starts dating someone famous.
  
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  All your bad secrets. Everything you’ve ever done that you want to forget. Every silent fart you ever had. It’s all in his hair. It’s all in his bread dread portable bed that he carries everywhere he goes. That and billions and billions of tiny bugs.
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