We like the outfit and everything but are lowriders and a short striped shirt the best choice for you? You have the weirdest torso ever made. You look like a deflating balloon for fuck’s sake. If Tim Burton designed your upper body it’s probably better to go with a Patti Smith-type thing where your contorting spine can hide in layers of men’s shirts, tight blazers, and distracting white scarves.
Theme couples were a Don't no-brainer until they started ratcheting up the esoterica and settling on things like "Picture of someone's drunk Russian parents from the 60s." Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
