If you’ve got a two-foot leg you can be a homo and try to hide it or you can base your whole getup on how funny it looks and dance your fucking ass off. Comments/Enlarge See all

Pretending to laugh while your eyes well up with tears is the worst way to deal with the fact that you fell asleep first at the slumber party. If you want to really show up those cunts, just be like “What?” and leave it on—for days if you have to. Comments/Enlarge See all

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