Man, it must suck getting married if you’re a girl. You spend your entire life making little scrapbooks of dream dresses and pretending pillowcases are veils at sleepovers and then you have to walk down the aisle with a 16-year-old who just borrowed his Dad’s suit for his first job interview. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
I know all this Satanism stuff is in right now, but can you imagine how harshed your buzz would be if Satan showed up to your party? He certainly wouldn’t be giving girls piggyback rides and playing guitar like ol’ JC here. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
