This is what Destiny’s Child would’ve been like if Beyonce could stuff an entire human foot in her vagina instead of singing things. Remember Dream Girls? These are the types of girls I dream about. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Look at the Beastmaster with his 20-legged barking, pissing, farting, ass-sniffing, shitting-on-the-sidewalk machine. Couldn’t he have just gotten a bunch of muscle cars to compensate for his five tiny penises? Or one of those Cheap Trick guitars? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
