Girls really love babies, so the best thing to do if you’ve just divorced your wife because you couldn’t handle her menopause is to chop off your manhood, surgically attach a baby’s penis between your legs, and then trot around a beach nude. Within minutes young girls will be running after you, begging to put it in their mouth. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
This too has nothing whatsoever to do with that stupid word. This is a thing called “partying” and we like it because we can just tell she can keep a secret and things aren’t going to be weird the next morning—or even next week, when you run into her at your girlfriend’s party.
