Hitting 30 or having a kid may not be the end of caring how you look but it’s definitely last call for expensive sneakers, silkscreened tees, and kooky frames. Oh yeah, it’s also the end of cocaine, bumming pot, staying out ’til four, fucking 20 year-olds, wearing condoms, fighting, hating your dad, hair dye, new tattoos, and going to see bands you’ve never heard of.
If you see a guy in a bar with perfect tits that looks like he might be a go-er, don’t be a pussy and sit there staring at him all night. Go up there! Rub your dick against his bare ass until he notices you. Comments/Enlarge See all
