Er, if you’re going for medieval biker punk you might want to get something a little more substantial that a fucking Vespa. Those are for a type of in-the-closet girly man we call a “mod.” When you ride it you look like elephant Satan going to battle on a tricycle. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
The kids today are full of shit—literally. They eat three-kilogram bags of processed food (no this bag of chips is NOT Photoshopped) and it sits in their disgusting Pepsi intestines until they wet fart it into their pants during a 12-hour video game. Oh yeah, and they can’t stop beating off. Jesus fucking Christ could kids be more disgusting please? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
