Next time you've taken so much ketamine that the carpet pattern keeps permutating and growing into a giant gnome body with a grinning Chinese genie face, don't freak out—jump on him. That fucker's got wishes out the yazoo. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Ten years ago, if you saw somebody with a Misfits shirt you could guarantee at least ten minutes of “something in common” conversation with them. These days you just drop your shit and run in case they pull out a Mossberg and start shooting all their classmates. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
