If you're really into shy, twitchy guys who show up at the bar by themselves but are having a hard time getting their attention, try dressing up as date rape.
Remember all those soul-deadening jobs where they’d make you wear some stained-up secondhand workshirt that came down to your knees and how hard you’d try to cool up the periphery in case you ran into anybody you knew? I wonder if that’s why punk and goth girls always cram so much shit on their necks and arms. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
