How furious did it make you whenever you’d pass that one nerd whose backpack was so distended with books he had to walk at a 45-degree angle? It’s like, “Look, if you want to sacrifice your chances at getting laid now for greater success down the road that’s fine. But sacrificing your back is just hubris.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Drinking whiskey out of the bottle in the middle of a foreign city at midnight is pretty much the ultimate DO of boozing. Not only does it make you sing great and say really funny stuff that never offends anybody, but it also has the power to get you laid with male models. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
