I know you don’t do blind dates anymore but if you’re into shithead big babies that waste money, this guy is perfect for you. He has a two-foot-long piece of excrement for hair and he rides around on a $2,000 bicycle even though he’s a grown-ass man. Interested?
Having two punk chicks magically appear in front of you and start eating each other out sounds amazing in your head, then it happens in real life and you’re kind of shocked at how sad it is.
