You thought she’d left but she’s only ditched her friends and come back upstairs and now you are definitely going to fuck her tonight. This is how people marooned in shark-infested waters feel when they see the helicopters coming to save them. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
We love Ad-Rock as much as the next girl but getting his fart’s autograph goes way past simple ass-kissing and starts to get scatological.
