That little smirk may have saved your ass when Aunt Barbara caught you trying to take the cat into the bathroom with you when you were eight, but it's about to make things way worse with the towering coked-up gino whose girlfriend you just goosed.
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You thought they’d never track you down to Shoreditch, but the Ex-Girlfriend Detective Agency always get their man. Now the-girl-you-left-behind is stumbling towards your DJ collective asking when you cut out your dreads and if you can play some Papa Roach, like back in the old days. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
