See the guy in the background? He’s been following this slutty-looking, google-eyed Latvian since she stumbled off the roller coaster at Busch Gardens this afternoon. Not an amazing outfit, but you have to applaud his diligence. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
You know how in Africa you’ll see a starving kid wearing a shirt that says, “Hulkamaniac,” or even, “Who Shot JR?” Well now our generation’s waste has reached the Third World and you have Hector here dressed like a pro-skater version of Cliff Burton if he drank more beer. You’re welcome, Mexico!