When you’re really wasted and you’ve been puking and you have hot carrots up your nose and you’re wondering where the fuck your girlfriend is, her and her friends dressed in white is such a fortunate, shining beacon of light you worry for a sec that maybe you’re dying. What I’m trying to say is, drunks like it when you wear white.
Of all fruits to use as a marzipan g-string, this guy chose a pear?! THIS guy? He just ruined my entire worldview of gigantic black-man cock. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
