People with dogs are a bummer because they're putting their loneliness on a leash for all the world to see. Guys with baby backpacks are also a downer because they look so de-balled it's worse than loneliness. Then you have guys that are so lonely and de-balled they might as well be this next guy...
Back in the 70s the future was all molded plastic and skin-tight jumpsuits and dystopias based on having too much sex. The next couple decades are a little hazy, but judging from the way it turned out they involved the back of a paneled van and roughly 2- to 3,000 canisters of nitrous. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts