Someone needs to tell gym shorts that "Whatever blows your hair back" is more of a general suggestion not to worry about what you're into than a call to spend 45 minutes straddling a subway vent on E. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
How furious did it make you whenever you’d pass that one nerd whose backpack was so distended with books he had to walk at a 45-degree angle? It’s like, “Look, if you want to sacrifice your chances at getting laid now for greater success down the road that’s fine. But sacrificing your back is just hubris.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
