Two of the most common mistakes people make with beards are clipping down the neck like the dad from Family Ties and giving a shit about any other aspect of your appearance whatsoever. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
I've been staring at this guy for almost an hour now trying to figure out how he got that body to that size. It's mesmerizing. Originally I was going to make a crack about leprechauns, but that seems pretty distasteful in light of the alcoholism. Let's just go with shrink-ray for now. At least it explains the boots. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts