DOS & DON'TS

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  It’s fun to pretend you’re sick so you can sleep past the schoolbus time, but then around 11, when your parents are at work and all your friends are at school, you’re kind of like, “I’m running out of fuckin’ ideas ovah hea.”
  
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  The only thing worse than not knowing whether that bulge is a dick or not is not being sure which option would actually be better.
  
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