If you’re married to her you’re not so into such a slutty pile of sweaty make up but during the shitfaced years she’s about as crucial to the party as your friend calling his guy.
Willy the Vampire Slayer here knows that it’s not just garlic that nightwalkers fear. A greasy, matted fake fur jacket that looks like my grandmother’s carpet is also anathema to the undead. Comments/Enlarge See all
