"Goddammit Eloise, Oh, just let me get a picture with that biker holding the diamond monkey skull. It’ll be cute. What's the worst that can happen? Lord only knows what that brute is doing with my body right now. Where the hell is this Chinese antiques store?" Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
It’s heartwarming to know that girls are just as willing as guys to fart in their passed-out friends’ faces. It also makes me curiously randy. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
