When you make your living stomping gerbils to death with your bare feet and letting Japanese businessmen piss on your head, you’re able to afford some of the finer things in life—like horrendous leg tattoos and hippie-vomit hair dye. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Me wanting to have sex with you is exactly why your burka should be longer than that and why public stonings are so not funny. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
