If you haven’t played the Latvian porn version of Super Mario, you won’t know about Lubeigi, but when he gets the blue turtle you know he’s about to cum pretty fast from behind! Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Seeing women expose themselves and get fingered in a club makes you think the end of the world is near, but when a dude is getting his poker polished it’s like, “Nice going bra, get ’er shined up!”
