When hairy bald guys do that thing where they grow a goatee, shave their heads, and then put sunglasses on top of them to simulate bangs it makes them look ashamed of themselves. When guys do the exact opposite of all those things it makes you proud to be a dude.
If you haven’t played the Latvian porn version of Super Mario, you won’t know about Lubeigi, but when he gets the blue turtle you know he’s about to cum pretty fast from behind! Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts