This guy is not a pimp, nor is he “pimping.” Pimps are parasitic rapists that turn desperate drug addicts into slaves and then beat them up. This is a sharply dressed old dude that understands being a grown-up is about having class and decorum no matter where you are or what you’re doing.
Living vicariously through your children was bad enough when it was just balding homophobes who never made the football team. Now you’ve got parents who wish they’d spent a couple years tramping around the Pacific Northwest dressing their kids up as grunge urchins and making them smoke like it’s an Anne Geddes version of Drugstore Cowboy. Comments/Enlarge See all
