This little cocksucker walked right by us when we were getting raped. From the front we were like, “Whatever, it’s a kid in his pajamas,” and kept screaming HELP! to other people, but when he got closer we were all, “Wait, it’s fucking leather motorcycle clothes,” and then he went by and we saw the “Guts” shit and it was like, “You’re kidding, right? There’s a stranger’s dick in my ass you fuckhead! Help!”
The thing I want to know is, what does this guy think he looks like? Does he see a funky version of Steve Tyler? Does he see an irreverant rocker that does the wango tango?
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