DOS & DON'TS

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  Call me racist if you want but I don’t like centaurs. They are drunken immortal rapists and they’re only in our country because they ruined Greece.
  
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  Fuck, do you remember the first time you got really wasted and danced with the guy (or girl) you secretly liked? Your brain was like, 的 don稚 know where this place is, but y誕ll need me from here on out, this is where I値l be.�
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