A lot of girls are uptight when it comes to farting. If you can find one who not only doesn't mind being occasionally blown over by a solid ripper but is actually into it latch onto her like a lamprey on a shark. Comments/Enlarge See all
What's so bad about judging a book by its cover? Come on. When you see this guy's mustache and the ridiculous clothes behind it you just know he's a good guy. In fact, if you met him and he ended up being lame you'd be all disoriented, bumping into tables and crying, "I don't know who my friends are anymore. I don't know who to trust," like Sean Penn in The Falcon and the Snowman.
