How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.
–Mike Tyson Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
